We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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