I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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