There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
