I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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