Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
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