I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
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