brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Houston, we have a blender
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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