new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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