oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i think i have herpe
just one?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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