i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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