this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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