So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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