this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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