he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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