Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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