By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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