I feel like I'm in dance class right now
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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