**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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