Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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