how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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