he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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