Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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