is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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