that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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