You really coming over, don't trick.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
everyone is single if you try hard enough
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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