one two three fourrrrnication!
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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