I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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