Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
