I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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