North Korea, Best Korea!
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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