can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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