Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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