Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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