I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
True strength comes from lack of pants
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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