You made me cry and you don't even care
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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