btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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