soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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