The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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