And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
