Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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