i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
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