i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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