remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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