I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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