...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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