Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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