Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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