wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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