did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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