my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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